Chapter 2
Chloe squeezed through the compact crowd, apologising to several people she accidentally nudged. Katherine stood out of her seat and waved a slender hand at her.
“Why is it so busy tonight?” Asked Chloe.
“Open Mic with a five hundred pound prize,” said Simon, his eyes darting across the room, as though looking for someone. Eventually his eyes fell on a pretty Oriental woman, who gave him the tiniest of waves, and turned back to her friends.
“Open mic?” She parroted.
“Everybody loves to sing,” said Rick passing drinks to everyone, and sat down without offering to get Chloe one. After a few seconds, she stood up and headed to the bar.
“Get me some pork scratchings,” called Katherine.
“Not very raw food,” she replied.
“Childhood memories.”
“Another pint babe,” yelled Rick, Chloe turned around to see him tapping his glass, she nodded and continued to the bar. She returned with her orange juice in one hand, a pint in the other and a packet of pork scratching between her teeth, which Katherine made the point of telling her how unhygienic that was. Simon drummed his fingers along to a Frank Sinatra medley.
“I hope it gets better than this,” breathed Katherine, opening her packet of pork scratchings.
“You’ve got a cracking voice,” said Simon.
“I’d put everyone to shame.”
“Yeah, but you’d win, these people are shit.”
“You’ve convinced me!” She went up, registered her name, and was given the microphone. After she finished, everyone clapped and cheered and a few wolf-whistled, she returned to her seat, feeling proud.
“Aren’t you going up?” Rick asked Chloe, she shook her head, and continued reading Psalms on her phone.
“Probably for the best,” sighed Katherine. “I doubt anyone wants to hear that crazy church music you listen to.” Chloe shot Katherine a look, which she ignored.
“I find it quite catchy,” said Rick with a deadpan expression on his face, Katherine raised her eyebrow at him, until she realised he was joking.
“Anyway, has my gorgeous fiancé told you our amazing news yet? We’re engaged!” Katherine squealed with delight and flapped her hands in the air. She threw her arms around him and said it was fantastic news. Simon gave Chloe a brief, congratulatory smile.
“Are you pregnant?”
“No,” she gasped.
“You will be soon,” he nudged her, but she didn’t smile.
“Rick, can I have my car keys? I’ve got yoga soon.”
“Stuff yoga! We need to celebrate your good news,” beamed Katherine. Rick knocked back his drink, headed to the singer and asked if he could borrow the microphone.
“Sure,” she smiled, passing it to him.
“Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please?” He waited for a few seconds, before continuing. “Today is the best day of my life, for I’ve asked the most beautiful, perfect woman in the Universe, Chloe Richards, to be my wife, to marry me til death us do part, and she’s said yes.” Everyone clapped and cheered with drunken delight. He puffed his chest out, relishing all the attention bestowed upon him. The singer reached out her hand to take back the microphone, but he moved it out of her direction.
“Sweetheart, in a minute,” he stalled. “You’re all invited to my wedding.” Everyone cheered, and a few drunk people clinked glasses together. He passed the microphone back to the singer and went back to his table.
“That was so romantic,” gushed Katherine, then glared at Simon whose eyes were fixated on the dark-haired singer. “I wish you’d do something like that for me.”
“You’re not the marrying kind.”
“Charming,” she hissed. “Chloe, you have the best fiancé in the world.”
“I know” she smiled, and asked about his job, although she wanted to ask about her car keys.
“It was fine.” He put his hand under the table and took a pill from Simon.
“How much did you get?”
“Chloe, your man’s done the most romantic thing in the world, and all you care about is money?”
“She didn’t have any cash on her,” he covered his mouth with a fake yawn and popped the pill down his throat. “Silly cow wanted to pay by card. I said ‘Am I a frigging cash machine?’ I still built the furniture though.” He knocked back his beer. “Chloe, her place was a right shit hole. Kids screaming, rubbish all over the place. Tragic.”
“She’s paying you soon though, I hope?”
“Nah, I did it for free, she was so grateful she cried. Tragic.” Simon shot Katherine a bemused look, however she urged him to not say anything.
“You can’t keep doing jobs for free. How will we pay for the wedding?”
“Sorry babe, I just felt sorry for her. It’s better to give than receive, remember?” She frowned, but agreed. She checked her phone and once again asked him if she could have her car keys.
“Pity sakes woman,” snapped Katherine. “You finally get engaged after seventeen years of waiting, and all you care about is yoga?”
“Don’t be nasty,” said Rick coming to Chloe’s defence. “Chloe loves her weekly stretch. Plus, it’ll give her a chance to fit into her wedding dress.” Katherine clasped her hand over her mouth in mock horror and laughed. Chloe diverted her gaze to a dusty landscape copy of Constable’s The Hay Wain and blocked out the rest of their conversation.
The pub landlord took the microphone, thanked everyone for showing up, and announced the winners. In third place was an elderly drunk with a limp who snatched his prize – a cheap bottle of red wine – from the landlord’s grasp, opened it and took a generous swig. The barmaid helped him back to his seat, whilst the landlord gave a bottle of Chardonnay and meal voucher for twenty pounds to the oriental lady that Simon kept sneaking a look at.
“Pretty, isn’t she?” Hissed Katherine, ready to start an argument, but was prevented in doing so, by her name being called out. She went up, kissed her landlord on his cheek and took her cheque for five hundred pounds.
Being the sober one, Chloe took the driver’s seat and casually mentioned that she’d drop them off and head to yoga. As she was speaking, Rick leant over and pressed the horn several times, causing her to swerve.
“Get pregnant quickly, so I can be an auntie,” Said Katherine, leaning between the two seats.
“Calm down Katherine, Rick likes his Xbox way too much.”
“Hey!” he replied indignantly.
“Ah, he’ll change once he has a tiny Chloe, or Rick in his arms.” Chloe felt a rush of warmth come over her as she pictured him cuddling his first baby. He gazed at her and smiled with affection.
“We’ll see, I still need to sort out my career,” she replied, keeping her eyes on the road.
“I’m so proud of you, you’ve got a great job, a great man, a lovely home, it’s inspiring,” gushed Katherine.
“Thank you,” she replied, parking the car and waiting for them to get out. Rick raised his eyebrow at her and asked her where she was going.
“Yoga, remember?”
“Don’t be stupid,” replied Katherine, opening the car door, “We can’t celebrate without you.” Katherine trotted up to their front door, confident they would follow her.
“Go tomorrow,” said Rick calmly, Chloe nodded and got out of the car.
“So what made you finally propose?” Asked Simon, scooping beef madras onto a piece of naan bread.
“I love her,” he replied, wrapping Chloe into a bear hug.
“Aww,” beamed Katherine. “I hope I can be Maid of Honour.”
“Who else will she ask?”
“I was going to ask Lucy.”
“She’s not welcome to my wedding,” he hissed, taking more food.
“It’s my wedding too?” she choked.
“I know babe, I just don’t want any trouble, that’s all.”
“That’s harsh mate,” said Simon. “If me and Kat were getting married, I’d let her invite her friends.” Katherine snorted with laughter and asked him who he thought he was.
“Calm down you two, I’ve got my reasons,” said Rick.
“Such as?” Goaded Katherine. He refused to answer, until she teased it out of him.
“Okay,” he laughed. “She asked me to lick her.” He pretended to shudder. “Still makes me cringe.” Chloe tried to disagree with him, but he spoke over her.
“Wow, and you’re still friends with her? Weird,” gasped Katherine.
“Lucy never said that.”
“Yeah right,” scoffed Rick.
“Honesty and trust are the most important things in a marriage, without them you have nothing,” interjected Katherine grandly.
“Oh, give the woman an Oscar,” clapped Rick. She giggled and bowed repeatedly. Chloe slipped out of the room and prayed.
When they finished their food, Simon treated them to a couple of lines and a bottle of vodka.
“Where’s Chloe gone?” Slurred Katherine. “We’re supposed to be celebrating your engagement.”
“I know,” hissed Rick. He put his drink down on the carpet and went into the bedroom. Chloe had changed into her pyjamas and was reading Matthew.
“Interesting?” she nodded without looking up. He closed the door behind him and sat on the bed. “I know how important your stupid book is, but we’re supposed to be celebrating our engagement.”
“Sorry,” she closed her bible and watched him rummage through her wardrobe until he found a leopard print dress from her stripper days.
“Put this on.”
“Why?”
“I want to make Simon jealous, he fancies you.”
“No he doesn’t.”
“Of course he does, why wouldn’t he? You’re gorgeous,” he kissed her and left her to get changed. Katherine wolf-whistled when she saw her, Simon looked alarmed and Rick roared with laughter.
“A bit overdressed aren’t you babe?” he asked, holding his sides. “Glad you could finally join us,” he pulled out a seat out for her. “What would m’ lady like?”
“Whatever’s left,” she mumbled.
“So do we get a show?” Winked Simon. Rick nudged him in the ribs and told him to keep his eyes to himself.
“Well I think she looks lovely,” smiled Katherine, preparing a makeshift bed on the living room floor. After the bottles were emptied, the conversation stiffened, and eyelids became too strained, Rick and Chloe went to bed, leaving Katherine and Simon cuddled on the floor.
“Did you like Simon staring at your tits?” Asked Rick, climbing into bed. “Bet you loved the attention, didn’t you?” When she tried to reply, he began snoring loudly.
The following morning, Chloe headed to church, and listened attentively to the preacher. During fellowship, she sat by herself, and read through the notes she had made.
“Hi, how was your week?” Asked a fellow parishioner.
“Good,” she replied.
“Did you enjoy the service?”
“Yes.”
“Well, I hope you have another good week,” said the lady, glancing over her shoulder.
“Thank you, you too.” Chloe slipped her notebook into her handbag, and left before anyone else approached her. She popped into the supermarket, and bought a ready-cooked chicken, a tin of sweetcorn, potato salad, and a toffee cheesecake for dinner. She was relieved to see Simon’s bike was gone, which meant she could spend the rest of the afternoon discussing wedding plans with Rick. However, she found Katherine slumped at the table, rubbing her forehead.
“I thought you’d gone home?” Katherine glared at her, then lowered her head onto the table.
“Where’s Rick?”
“Asleep. Simon’s gone to work.”
“Does he ever stop?” She asked, cracking three eggs into a pyrex jug. “Omelette?”
“I’m fasting.” Chloe added cheese and tomato to her omelette and briefly mentioned how important fasting was to her faith.
“I’m not doing it for religious reasons,” grimaced Katherine.
“I know, but I think you’ll get the same effects.” She sat down and continued talking at Katherine, who was more interested in scrolling through her phone.
“Sorry hun, were you saying something?”
“No.” She coldly replied. Rick strolled in and caught sight of Chloe’s debit card on the countertop.
“Where did you go babe?” He asked, as he made himself a bowl of Weetabix.
“Church.”
“Was it good?”
“Yes,” she brightened. “The message was excellent, my pastor spoke about patience and kindness.”
“Sounds wonderful, my angel.” Before she could reply, he turned to Katherine and asked where Simon was.
“Work.” she replied.
“Meeting his fancy lady, eh?” Katherine curled her nose and shrugged. They continued their conversation, and whenever Chloe attempted to join in, they replied with the briefest of sentences. When he carried his empty bowl to the sink, he glanced over his shoulder, and slipped the debit card into his pocket.
“I thought we could start making wedding lists?”
“Definitely sweetheart.”
“Aww, he’s so cute,” gushed Katherine. Chloe nodded in agreement.
“What do you guys think?” beamed Chloe, turning the laptop to face them. They looked at each other pitifully.
“What’s the rush babe?” He asked.
“There isn’t one,” she mumbled, turning her laptop back to herself.
“Me and you will go wedding shopping ASAP,” said Katherine patting her hand. Rick frowned, saying that wedding shops were a big, commercial rip off.
“When Adam and Eve got married, they only had leaves,” he said.
“I’m not getting married in a leaf,” laughed Chloe.
“Why not?” he joked.
“We could make a theme of it,” giggled Katherine.
“Well, I’d need a big tropical leaf to keep me decent,” smiled Rick. Katherine jabbed his arm and laughed. Chloe scowled at their interaction and attempted to bring the subject back to the website.
“We haven’t even spoken about it yet,” he sighed.
“I like it.” She turned around and noticed her card was gone. She got up and checked the surrounding area for it.
“Lost something?” Asked Rick.
“My bank card’s gone.”
“It’s in your bag.”
“No it isn’t,” she replied, frantically searching inside it, and tipping the contents on the table.
“What’s with the pliers?” Asked Katherine.
“I had to use them for something, I can’t remember.” Rick and Katherine gave each other a puzzled look. She flicked through her wad of loyalty cards, staring at a few longer than necessary, as though they would transform before her eyes.
“Give the bank a call,” said Katherine sympathetically.
“She’s probably flushed it down the toilet,” said Rick.
“No, I haven’t,” she choked, “I’m not that stupid.”
“I never said you were babe, but you know how forgetful you can be.” He patted her thigh. “Don’t worry, it’ll turn up.”
“But I need it now.”
“Babe, I’ll buy you everything you need, so stop worrying.”
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©Annmarie Chanel Harrison 2020